Band Cult Communes for Mass Gathering

In a strong showing of band brotherhood, hundreds of band geeks gathered yesterday for the annual Instumental Cultists of America meeting. Wearing marching band uniforms of all shapes and sizes, they reaffirmed their key vows: to date no one outside the band, to have no social life outside of band, to love one's instrument above all else. They then vowed to drive all the un-band infidels into the sea. Following this collective show of unity, the gathering rapidly degenerated into a series of jam sessions, flutist story tellings, and make out sessions in the backs of readily available buses.