'One Slime' Overtakes Snowcraft in Computer Class Timewasting Poll

Wissahickon IT Department Officials revealed in a statement last week that One Slime is now the most popular game to play behind teachers' backs. In an arena formerly dominated by such shockwave games as "Snowcraft" and "Pong," the new internet filter blocking all webpages that contain the word "game" has rapidly created limited the options for time-wasting. 'One Slime,' one of the only games on the internet that is not blocked by the filter, is often the only game available for students to play. "It's a shame," said one anonymous WHS slacker, "I used to be able to play every game on shockwave.com during Computer Applications. Now I the only option I have is One Slime."
However, many students don't seem to mind. 'One Slime' has many levels, and a large portion of computer class students are dedicating increasing portions of their class time in an attempt to beat the fabled "Pyschoslime." One such crusader remarked, "While I may only be able to get past Red Slime right now, I'm sure Psychoslime will be submitting to my superior skill by second marking period!"