New Poll Finds 100% of Students Aware of Black Students, AAAC Disbands

At yesterday's meeting of the African-American Awareness Club, all members voted unanimously to dispand upon discovering that 100% of the student body is already aware from the African-American community at WHS. "What the heck were we thinking?" a club member, who asked to remain anonymous, remarked, "What kind of moron doesn't know we have black kids in the school?" In an official statement by the club president, a more positive spin was put on the situation: "Racism can't be stopped if we don't face it head on, and the first step to combating racism against African-Americans is discovering they exist. Today, we know that step has been accomplished." Some students are considering diversifying into other race clubs to fill the new void. As one ambitious student said, "Just think of all the minorities in our school that no one knows about! For instance, did you that there's at least 20 Middle-Eastern kids in the school? Shocking, but true!"