Montco Disappointed By Lack of Early Decision Candidates

Montgomery County Community College, "internationally renowned" for its educational program, was saddened to announce Friday that it had so far recieved only 2 early decision candidates, one of whom was accepted. Said Admissions Officer Wal Lahbingbang, "The University of Pennsylvania had thousands of candidates, but we couldn't even break 10. What have they got that we don't?" The Financial Office also expressed reget: "Most schools see a large increase in donations around admissions time, some from parents hoping to 'grease the wheels' for their students. We ended up losing money on the admissions process, because both of our candidates used envelopes with postage paid by us." Still, admissions officers were optimistic about the coming year. "We're a very selective school," Lahbingbang said. "So far, we've only admitted 50% of applied students. We desperately wanted to admit more students, but we just don't have space for students with SATs below 220." She later added, "Well, actually, he might get in during regular admission."