Napoleonic Naves Loose Dodgeball Tournament; Declare Florida Trips, Announcements a "waste of time"
In a shocking and disappointing defeat last night at the first annual WHS dodgeball tournament, the Napoleonic Naves faculty dodgeball team lost pathetically in the 2nd round. Beaten by a group of freshmen and sophomores, most of the Naves were depressed, and some were even embarrassed. "It's just shameful," one faculty member commented. "We worked so hard, drilling every day, planning that car wash, even taking that Florida training weekend. But it's all for naught." Another added, "I spent the entire weekend in seclusion, just as Coach McKnight suggested, and look where it got me." Members of the victorious team, however, where ecstatic. Said the team captain, "This just proves that there's no substitute for good old youthful enthusiasm - not even district-funded training."