SADD Sells Spiked Punch at Semi
SADD officials, speaking on a condition of anonymity, revealed Sunday that one punch fountain at the Semi had been spiked to encourage drink consumption. In accordance with SADD principles, however, students drinking the alcoholic punch were urged to not drive home. "Punch consumption has declined rapidly in recent years," one official said. "It's as if students don't like our watered-down lemonade. So we decided to do something to encourage people to drink more." The effort was a great success. The spiked fountain had to be refilled a reported 23 times, compared to the normal fountain, which had to be refilled a paltry 2 times.
Surprisingly, SADD officials seem to have no qualms about their apparently hypocritical action. As one official put it: "We're students against drunk driving, not students against getting drunk. There's nothing in our principles that says you can't go out and get wasted on weekends - as long as you don't drive home."