Floor Seating 'Illegal' According to Administration

All Jeni wanted to do was sit on the ground outside the upstairs cafeteria and eat her lunch. She wanted to sit with her friends, and there were not enough tables inside for them to sit together. So she and her friends sat outside in the hall, peacefully eating their lunch, happy and content.
Apparently, Mr. Bauer does not like happy students eating their lunch. At least, that this the opinion he appeared to have when he dictatorially forced Jeni and her friends to abdicate their hallway space and move to (non-existent) cafeteria seats. Jeni, in hopes of reclaiming her trampled dignity, emailed Mr. Bauer in hopes of resolving the situation. According to Jeni, "he responded like an hour later with just like... 'stop by to discuss this matter.' and im like... yeahwtf."

WTF indeed. It is a sad day when full cafeteria seating is more important than rational decisions. For the sake of student dignity, Mr. Bauer, please let the students of Wissahickon back onto the floor.