Sam Screws up Note

Viewers were shocked Thursday when star singer Sam Shewie sang one note slightly, but flagrantly, out of tune. Sam was the first to point out the mistake, saying, "ARRGH! That one note in the second transition was almost a full half-step off. That was horrible!" Audience members, at first wowed by the acting, singing, and overall perfection of Sam's performance, changed their minds quickly when they were informed of the mistake. "I thought Sam was perfect!" one person commmented. "I guess he's just normal like everyone else." The screw-up may have future implications on his career choice. Scouts from the Boston and Curtis Institute of Music both expressed signs of regret. As one said, "I guess he's just like all the other nearly perfect performers. We can only take the best." This rejection paints a major stigma on one of Sam's major talents. Without a career in singing, Sam may be forced to pursue a lowly career in the field of writing, acting, instrument-playing, or arranging.